I am currently sat in living room with my cat "Stumpy" meowing at me for no reason what so ever, I think she is a touch retarded! Thank the lord, baby Jesus and the baby orphans that the saying isn’t...a cat is like its owner, because I swear I wouldn’t get past the first window on the way to work, haha!
Well now to more exciting things. The new tackrooms have arrived. I may have wee'd a little when I saw them, mainly to do with the man traffic that came with, lol! Well, I work hard and it’s out in the sticks, so I never really get to see any man flesh! Only some cyclists that pass by and these are always about 90 and I feel a bit sick at that fact that for a tiny moment! So when I saw these men arrive, I thought phwoar! But enough about my perversions!
I have been a busy bee with dressage shows, cross country training and general efforts building up to my first event of the season which is Aldon. I have another dressage competition before Friday’s event in the hope that I can win another one to finally qualify Pearl for the Regionals, which would be awesome as I like to be awesome on a regular basis.
Pascal and I have come to an arrangement within which I allow him to be a bit naughty and I get to stay on, lol! We’ve been running through some medium tests at home in preparation for me doing a competition on him.....I’m so giddy with excitement! Although he did do a 180 degree turn when I was cantering across the short diagonal at the precise moment that one of the liveries popped up from beside the lorries, it was all good, I stayed on with only minor whiplash, haha!
The weather has been a bit fantabumalistic, I think I am getting a tan. I’m not saying I have for sure until I have had a bath, sometimes my tan washes off and turns out to only be DIRT!
My alter ego has now got a regular night, being the ‘door whore’ for a club in Bristol "The Retreat". I did my first night last weekend. I had such a laugh, it’s been such a long time since I did club promo’ work and I have to say, I have missed it. A man stopped a car in the street and ran over to me and proposed hahahahaha! Love it, a wedding next week!
Bryony and I went to the zoo at Bristol and we had such a giggle, penguins rule!!! That’s all I have to say on the matter!!! Oh and my womb fell out, I was really worried and looked everywhere but then I got told that actually I don’t have one, so that was a good 30 minutes wasted. Damn my lack of biological knowledge! Speak soon peeps…