Wayne Garrick's Blog

  • 16 Mar 2010
  • Giddy with excitement!

I am currently sat in living room with my cat "Stumpy" meowing at me for no reason what so ever, I think she is a touch retarded! Thank the lord, baby Jesus and the baby orphans that the saying isn’t...a cat is like its owner, because I swear I wouldn’t get past the first window on the way to work, haha!

Well now to more exciting things. The new tackrooms have arrived. I may have wee'd a little when I saw them, mainly to do with the man traffic that came with, lol! Well, I work hard and it’s out in the sticks, so I never really get to see any man flesh! Only some cyclists that pass by and these are always about 90 and I feel a bit sick at that fact that for a tiny moment! So when I saw these men arrive, I thought phwoar! But enough about my perversions!

I have been a busy bee with dressage shows, cross country training and general efforts building up to my first event of the season which is Aldon. I have another dressage competition before Friday’s event in the hope that I can win another one to finally qualify Pearl for the Regionals, which would be awesome as I like to be awesome on a regular basis.

Pascal and I have come to an arrangement within which I allow him to be a bit naughty and I get to stay on, lol! We’ve been running through some medium tests at home in preparation for me doing a competition on him.....I’m so giddy with excitement! Although he did do a 180 degree turn when I was cantering across the short diagonal at the precise moment that one of the liveries popped up from beside the lorries, it was all good, I stayed on with only minor whiplash, haha!

The weather has been a bit fantabumalistic, I think I am getting a tan. I’m not saying I have for sure until I have had a bath, sometimes my tan washes off and turns out to only be DIRT!

My alter ego has now got a regular night, being the ‘door whore’ for a club in Bristol "The Retreat". I did my first night last weekend. I had such a laugh, it’s been such a long time since I did club promo’ work and I have to say, I have missed it. A man stopped a car in the street and ran over to me and proposed hahahahaha! Love it, a wedding next week!

Bryony and I went to the zoo at Bristol and we had such a giggle, penguins rule!!! That’s all I have to say on the matter!!! Oh and my womb fell out, I was really worried and looked everywhere but then I got told that actually I don’t have one, so that was a good 30 minutes wasted. Damn my lack of biological knowledge! Speak soon peeps…

Comments (4)
  • christina
  • 19 Mar 2010
Wayne, I can hire out my yard for spook practice if you like. Men welding cars at A, chainsawing at E, just another day at Hazel Stables. I figure it's good seat practice!
  • Diana
  • 17 Mar 2010
Hilarious as always.
  • ohdear!!
  • 16 Mar 2010
technically it is, but only when its asked for i think lol you can rent any of our naughty liveries from www.letmespookyourhorse.co.uk
  • tuesday next
  • 16 Mar 2010
Isn't a 180 degree turn technically a pirouette? That is so cool! ps. can i rent that livery person?

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